Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Desktop primal scream therapy for the stressed

To help you get rid of all the stress building up in your system, I have come up with the Desktop Primal Scream Therapy.

Scream to the collection of colliding objects and there should be a response. Naturally, your computer must be equipped with a functioning microphone.

If you get a request to access your microphone, permit the program to do so. Use the level in the bottom left corner to determine if your microphone is active. Click the object to see a simulation of a loud scream.

Warning: Those with a history of high blood pressure, heart disease, ulcers, hernias and other medical conditions, please to consult your physician before undertaking this Desktop Primal Scream Therapy. If you feel light-headed, dizzy, or faint, get in touch with a doctor immediately.

1. Sit in front of computer screen.
2. Open mouth.
3. Scream into computer microphone. The louder the better.
4. Go to step 3.
5. Go the step 4.
6. Take a deep breath.
7. Go to step 5.
8. Go to step 7.
9. Stop.

There. Feels much better, doesn't it? You have discovered the cathartic joy of screaming your head off.

This would not have been possible without the open source code of jtarbell


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